Fat Oprah Is Depressed
Oprah Winfrey is depressed about getting fat again, and I, for one don’t plan on giving her more crap about it. She said she’s tipped the scale at 200 pounds, and probably will have to wear a moo-moo to Barack Obama’s inauguration on January 20th., 2008.
Oprah said she’s tired of lying about her weight.
“When we first started to discuss what we would do for the magazine cover for January, I said, ‘Why don’t we just tell the truth? Why don’t we just but my fat butt on the cover? Why don’t we just shoot that?’” she said.
All in all, Oprah gained 40 pounds this year.
“I’ve gained 40 pounds in the past year,” she said. “It’s OK with me. Part of getting back on track is you have to accept where you are right now in order to move forward.”
Hell, she’s not exactly the only one, now is she? Go to any WalMart and you’ll see that many Americans have joined Oprah in ballooning up.
The American diet is screwed, and people nowadays are much more likely to get sick from overweight issues than from lack of eating (in the developed world anyways).
So not only is Oprah facing a weight problem, everyone in the country is. And, as always, at least it gives the Big O something to gab about.
