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Robert Pattinson has been the God of search terms in the month of December. Not only that, he’s being reported on in every major publication in the world, almost around the clock. And people want even more information about him. Not bad for a guy who came in through the back door of Hollywood and has managed to remain humble as his star is rising.

Robert Pattinson new hair cut

This week he even made headlines for cutting his hair. You have to be on top of the entertainment game to be able to do that.

What do you think of Big Rob’s new ‘do?

Thinking of traveling to Hawaii? I can hardly blame you. If you’re like me, you live in a cold weather part of the world and the winter is starting to take its’ toll. Man, on a day like today where the weather is bitter cold and the snow is falling, I feel like going to an tropical location and getting my beach on.

Since I’m ready to pack my bags and travel to Hawaii, I think it’s important I look at some Hawaiian travel tips.

Hawaii Travel Tips

1) Wear your sunscreen. If you’re coming from a place that’s not all that sunny, prepare yourself for the Hawaiian sun. If you aren’t extra careful, you can be burned to a crisp. The Hawaii sun will fry an amateur.

2) Make sure to pack your summer clothes. You’ll need shorts, swim clothes, and sunglasses. Think summer, because Hawaii is the home of endless summer

3) Depending on what parts of the island you’ll visit, make sure to bring some durable, rugged clothes. There are certain tours you can take which will require rugged attire

Ahh, if only. I have no plans on going to Hawaii this week, but I am saving my pennies for the earliest possible chance.

Jennifer Aniston has turned into a complete publicity whore. She’s appearing on the cover of GQ, with only a few strategic hands covering her 39 year old body that she seems intent on sharing with the world! Aniston is coming off a public feud with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and now she’s stripping in order to get people to pay attention.

Jennifer Aniston GQ Cover

Suddenly Aniston is the Queen of Planet Look-at-Me and I’m beginning to wonder if it’s the influence of her C-list boyfriend, John Mayer. I mean let’s face it, Mayer has never been that famous and he certainly has acted like a fool before in order to gain some face-time in front of the world’s media.

Now Aniston is beginning to make a monkey out of herself, just the way Mayer literally did in front of reporters just a few weeks back. And you begin to think, is Aniston afraid her fame is fleeting? Has she become obsessed with pretending to be young because she’s quickly becoming a childless hag at nearly age 40?

Or maybe she’s just using whatever promotional techniques she can in order to put the spotlight on herself. In any event, move your hands next time if you want some real free publicity, Jen!

Joe Jonas and Robert Pattinson are both sniffing after Camilla Belle, say multiple reports in Star. The singer and the actor have both squired Belle on dates since September, and according to the most recent reports, Jonas is becoming increasingly insecure because of the arrangement.

The battle between Joe Jonas and Robert Pattinson over Camila Belle has been a dainty affair, so far.

Most fans of Camilla Belle aren’t buying the story, either. The figure Jonas is not dating Belle, who is 24 years old.

If you add in the fact we know Joe is still wearing a purity ring as a sign of his chastity, it’s doubtful he’d appeal to Camilla Belle as a potential mate.

Oprah Winfrey is depressed about getting fat again, and I, for one don’t plan on giving her more crap about it. She said she’s tipped the scale at 200 pounds, and probably will have to wear a moo-moo to Barack Obama’s inauguration on January 20th., 2008.

Oprah said she’s tired of lying about her weight.

“When we first started to discuss what we would do for the magazine cover for January, I said, ‘Why don’t we just tell the truth? Why don’t we just but my fat butt on the cover? Why don’t we just shoot that?’” she said.

All in all, Oprah gained 40 pounds this year.

“I’ve gained 40 pounds in the past year,” she said. “It’s OK with me. Part of getting back on track is you have to accept where you are right now in order to move forward.”

Hell, she’s not exactly the only one, now is she? Go to any WalMart and you’ll see that many Americans have joined Oprah in ballooning up.

The American diet is screwed, and people nowadays are much more likely to get sick from overweight issues than from lack of eating (in the developed world anyways).

So not only is Oprah facing a weight problem, everyone in the country is. And, as always, at least it gives the Big O something to gab about.

Justin Gaston is considered to be Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, but the relationship leaves some questions unanswered. The first issue between the two is, of course, their respective ages. Justin Gaston is 20 years old and Miley Cyrus just turned 16. In most states in the U.S.. if the two were to engage in sexual relations, the act would be considered statutory rape.

Miley Cyrus is still jail bait, so Gaston and her haven’t admitted to any serious relationship, although you certainly have to wonder. When I was Miley’s age, I was curious about the opposite sex. I’m sure she is, too, despite her high profile job.

Gaston shows the undies

Now the trouble with Gaston is not only is he older than Miley, he’s famous for standing around in his underwear. I’m sure Miley has seen all of the pictures of Justin in his drawers scattered around the Internet.

So who exactly is chaperoning this crew when they’re spending time together? Billy Ray and Trish Cyrus don’t seem to have a clue about Miley’s new boyfriend.

“I just met Billy Ray on the show and became friends with the whole family,” Justin said about the relationship.

Now, some are questioning whether Justin is just in it for the fame.

Jennifer Aniston is hopping mad at the public that’s made her rich. The star just doesn’t understand why people are interested in her life.

“I think it’s ridiculous. There’s just this insatiable need,” she actor told USA today.

Aniston and Mayer relaxing

The pressure is getting to be too much for, Aniston says. People are prying into her relationship with John Mayer, and she doesn’t understand the need or the desire. Apparently Jen is unfamiliar with the concept of “celebrity” in our society.

“I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, ‘You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.’ Seriously, it’s enough,” she said.

Aniston then ranted about Barack Obama, and how people should be paying attention to him and not to famous airheads like herself.

“And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president,” she says. “It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man. Don’t shoot the messenger.”

I understand her point. But really, us celeb bloggers need something to do so we can’t really just abandon ship now, can we?

Kirsten Stewart of Twilight fame was spotted this week doing something that looks an awful lot like smoking weed.

Kirsten Stewart smokes something

Of course she may have some sort of alternative smoking herb in that contraption, but it doesn’t seem likely.

Stewart is the star of Twilight, which is one of the most anticipated movies of recent years. Whether the sight of her smoking ganja will hurt her career seems pretty unlikely at this point.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking to add to their family, by adopting a child from Africa at the same time they deliver one through natural means.

The newest plan is embraced by Brad Pitt, and is being developed by Angelina Jolie. The couple already has six children under the age of 7, but is very interested in adding two more immediately.

Pitt family recreating

Even some experts are wondering if they’re having too many kids too quickly. After all, you need time to adjust for socialization.

Cynthia Geraghty, of Wide Horizons for Children told Star their plans could be too much for any couple.

“It all depends on the family and factors like how old the other children are at home and if it’s fair to add more children to the family,” she said. “It may matter more if there are six kids under the age of 10, but it’s really a case by case matter.”

Today I’d like to pit Zac Efron versus Justin Gaston.  I know you’re thinking that Efron will kick the shit out of Justin, the underwear model.  Of course you’re right.

Justin Gaston doesn’t have an IMDB, or Wikpedia.  Zac Efron has both. His are lengthy and filled with many accomplishments. If Justin had one, it would be shallow and empty, like his head.

Zac Efron Sings

Gaston, on the other hand.

Gaston stands around in his underwear

There really is no comparison. It’s Zac Efron over Justin Gaston in a landslide. Zac Efron is dating Vanessa Hudgens and Gaston has to pretend he likes Miley Cyrus to try and get some face-time in front of the media.

Again, Efron even has the edge when it comes to girlfriends.